Quirky Westminster Private Tour

Whether you are a seasoned Londoner or visiting the city for the first time, “Quirky Westminster” will reveal a side of the capital you never knew existed. This tour isn’t merely a pedestrian stroll through London’s streets; it’s an odyssey through history, filled with eccentric characters, architectural anomalies, and whimsical surprises.

Perfect for curious minds, this tour invites you to step beyond the familiar façades of Westminster and uncover a world bursting with fascinating anecdotes, historical quirks, and larger-than-life personalities. Book now for an experience that redefines the very concept of a ‘walking tour.’

Highlights of the Tour:

The Eccentricities of Art – We begin in the heart of Covent Garden at Floral Street, greeted by an unexpected ear-shaped sculpture on a wall. The quirkiness of this art piece sets the tone for the journey ahead, illustrating Covent Garden’s idiosyncratic spirit.

Histories and Mysteries in a Pint Glass – As we make our way down Rose Street, we’ll indulge in stories of London’s oldest pubs, juxtaposing their colourful pasts with the polished charm of contemporary Covent Garden. From bare-knuckle boxing to literary soirées, these establishments have seen it all.

Architectural Curiosities – Fascinated by buildings that defy convention? St. Paul’s Church has a surprise for you. Appearing backward in its construction, this architectural curiosity raises more questions than it answers and promises to challenge your perception of design norms.

Confined Spaces and Historical Places – En route to Trafalgar Square, prepare yourselves for an intimate stroll down Brydges Place—the narrowest street in central London. The constraints of this confined passage amplify its historical resonance, making it feel as if you’re stepping back into another era.

The Politics of Empty Space – Once in Trafalgar Square, we’ll explore into the stories behind the Carlton House pillars and the famous empty plinth. Learn about shifting historical perspectives that led to these anomalies and how they challenge the narrative of this iconic square.

Hidden Sculptures and Wartime Fortresses – A brief sojourn to Admiralty Arch will introduce you to an enigmatic nose sculpture. Moreover, the formidable Admiralty Citadel will regale you with stories of its strategic importance during the Second World War.

The Weight of Royalty – Discover the towering Duke of York’s Column and explore the ground that once was Carlton House, a site steeped in royal history and now replaced by imposing government edifices.

The Canine Conundrum – An unexpected detour to the ‘Nazi dog’ grave will leave you pondering the enigmas and social taboos surrounding wartime history.

Eccentric Ideas and Remarkable Lives – Step back into Georgian London as we discuss Dr Graham’s celestial bed in The Temple of the Hymen. We’ll also pay homage to the two blue plaques on Schomburg House, acknowledging Ottobah Cugoano and John Gainsborough—men who lived extraordinary lives.

What to Expect on Your Private Tour

• A Unique Perspective on Westminster– This is not your typical London tour. We go beyond the famous sights to explore the untold stories, oddities, and quirky details that most visitors (and even locals) miss.
• Surprising Discoveries – From a mysterious ear sculpture on a Covent Garden wall to a hidden ‘nose’ at Admiralty Arch, you’ll uncover peculiar details hiding in plain sight.
• Engaging Storytelling – Your expert guide will bring history to life with fascinating anecdotes, humorous tales, and little-known facts.
• Plenty of Walking – This is a 90-minute walking tour, covering approximately 1.5 miles (2.4 km) with stops along the way. Expect to be on your feet for most of the experience.
• Photo Opportunities– Capture the unique and unusual sights, from London’s narrowest alleyway to historic pubs filled with character.

Tour Details

• 🗺️ Start: Covent Garden Station
• 🏁 End: Near St James’s Palace
• ⏳ Duration: 90 minutes
• 🎓 Led by a qualified London tour guide

From Rags to Royal Favours – This private tour includes the captivating story of Nell Gwynne, a Covent Garden favourite whose remarkable rise through society brings us full circle to where we began.
Diplomacy and Intrigue – We round off the experience at the former site of the Texas Embassy, exploring the fascinating diplomatic ventures and international ambitions that have long added intrigue to this historic area.